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Christian United States
Butterfly Project Neurodiversity
Feminist Bookworm

PROSPIT DREAMER
WITCH OF SPACE


✧ imagine how
is touch the sky ✧




◖ God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, The courage to change the things I can, And wisdom to know the difference.


◖But they that wait upon the Lord shall renew their strength; they shall mount up with wings as eagles; they shall run, and not be weary; and they shall walk, and not faint.

― Isaiah 40:31 KJV


Have not I commanded thee? Be strong and of a good courage; be not afraid, neither be thou dismayed: for the Lord thy God is with thee whithersoever thou goest.

―Joshua 1:9 KJV


◖ “You are such a plebeian.”



◖ “Whenever feasible, one should always try to eat the rude.”



◖"Remember, reality is
an illusion, the universe is
a hologram, buy gold, bye!"


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◖ “Life, with its rules,
its obligations, and its freedoms,
is like a sonnet: You're given the form, but you have to write
the sonnet yourself.”

― Madeleine L'Engle,
A Wrinkle in Time




◖ “This is a work of fiction.
Still, given an infinite
number of possible worlds,
it must be true on one
of them. And if a story set
in an infinite number of possible worlds is true in one of them, then it must be true in all of them. So maybe, it's not as fictional as we think.”

― Neil Gaiman,
InterWorld





fudge monkeys




[PTERODACTYL SCREECH]



"Seid ihr das Essen?
Nein, wir sind die Jäger!"










































Swiggity swäger und
wir sind die jäger.

kingdaume:

Scourge Sisters give me life.

kingdaume:

Scourge Sisters give me life.

tavros is a giant asshole

jamtav:

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the-odin-son:

patternofdefiance:

tumbledore-:

spankzilla85:

timelady-of-221b:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

budacub:

dividebysix:

thedeathecchi:

I WANTED THOSE REPORTS ON MY DESK AN HOUR AGO

SUSAN HAVE YOU SEEN BRIAN HE HAS MY STAPLER.

SUSAN stop dancing. This is serious.

HEY SUSAN I’M GOING TO GET SOME LUNCH YOU WANT ANYTHING?
SUSAN?
SUSAN STOP SCREAMING PLEASE

SUSAN MY COMPUTER CRASHED. I COULD REALLY USE YOUR HELP.

SUSAN I FEEL WE NEED TO HAVE A DISCUSSION ABOUT YOUR RECENT TARDINESS IS EVERYTHING GOING OK AT HOME HOW IS RICHARD.

SUSAN THE PRINTER IS DOING THE BEEPING THING AGAIN HOW DO I GET IT TO STOP?

SUSAN HELP THERE IS A HUMAN IN MY OFFICEWHAT DO I DO

SUSAN I ASKED FOR DECAF COFFEE CAN’T YOU FOLLOW SIMPLE INSTRUCTIONS

the-odin-son:

patternofdefiance:

tumbledore-:

spankzilla85:

timelady-of-221b:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

budacub:

dividebysix:

thedeathecchi:

I WANTED THOSE REPORTS ON MY DESK AN HOUR AGO

SUSAN HAVE YOU SEEN BRIAN HE HAS MY STAPLER.

SUSAN stop dancing. This is serious.

HEY SUSAN I’M GOING TO GET SOME LUNCH YOU WANT ANYTHING?

SUSAN?

SUSAN STOP SCREAMING PLEASE

SUSAN MY COMPUTER CRASHED. I COULD REALLY USE YOUR HELP.

SUSAN I FEEL WE NEED TO HAVE A DISCUSSION ABOUT YOUR RECENT TARDINESS IS EVERYTHING GOING OK AT HOME HOW IS RICHARD.

SUSAN THE PRINTER IS DOING THE BEEPING THING AGAIN HOW DO I GET IT TO STOP?

SUSAN HELP THERE IS A HUMAN IN MY OFFICE
WHAT DO I DO

SUSAN I ASKED FOR DECAF COFFEE CAN’T YOU FOLLOW SIMPLE INSTRUCTIONS

(Source: onlylolgifs)

ladyaxis:

junkerjunkee:

CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS PLEASE?

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LIKE THERE’S LITTLE SATSUKI BUT THEN THERE’S

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LITTLER SATSUKI

Even as a baby, her eyebrow game is strong.

pretzelsnake:

m0n64 submitted:

For when you find that specal someone
https://31.media.tumblr.com/023adf053339d67322ef5012f7479a5a/tumblr_n8wvm3XXiB1swze9do1_500.jpg

an eggagment ring

DELETE YOUR BLOG 

allthingshyper:

the-many-fandoms-girl:

If you don’t love that skeleton you’re wrong

SKULLY WAS THE ACTUAL SHIT OKAY

(Source: blackberrystoned)

superdiduper:

Just wait until it’s over
Just wait until it’s through

superdiduper:

Just wait until it’s over

Just wait until it’s through

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